I like to think that Howl and Calcifer just sat down and had tea and a chat once in a while. You would too if your fireplace were a sentient fire demon. It’s one of the perks.
(Super late submission to ghibli jam, which I only found out about at 10PM last night (!) Process on twitter soon.)
ill take this potato chip
an d shOVE IT UP MY ASS LIKE THE filthy animal i am
why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
*sighs* because the ‘pee’ is silent
no because it’s dead
laine is rly hecking cute tho like ??? rly cute
i love laine
a girl told me that i dont have a boyfriend because im “a slut” and “guys dont like sluts” which is funny because i thought i didnt have one because im gay
we’re terribly sorry, but you can’t put your disobedient child in the stowaway luggage, you’re just going to have to carry on your wayward son
I DONT WANNA DATE ANYBODY ROMANTICALLY BUT I WANNA GO ON DATES LIKE we should get ice cream and go to a book store or somethin idk those are cool and youre cool too yknow what im sayin